tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-237042512024-03-08T00:12:31.692-08:00CELIA CALLE<img src="http://celiacalle.com/c_space.gif">©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.comBlogger57125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-8624043562368315142012-12-07T07:13:00.000-08:002013-02-09T01:14:32.437-08:00Porn Much?<b>PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : RANDOM PCS 2012</b><br />
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From the "Sexy-Coworker You Carpool With" -to- "Nothing Tastes As Good As Sex Feels" -to- "Her Downloading More Porn Than You" -to- "Girlfriends Cheating Behind Your Back". Who you gonna dance with this New Years? Don't be alone. Pickup that phone! Horny Live Girls are all waiting to chat with you! Just 99¢ per minute. Additional charges may apply.©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-44817021686265677272011-12-01T09:00:00.000-08:002011-12-01T11:55:44.610-08:00☐ Holiday Road<b>PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : FALL-WINTER 2011</b><br />
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No. Really? Seriously. ANOTHER year? How dare you ask me what I've been doing! What have <i><u>YOu've</u></i> been doing–hmm? What's that you say, Lassie? Wha'd I get you for xmas this year? Oh, no please... really. What did you get <i><u>Me</u></i>? Before we go on&on about how we don't receive & nuthin's ever fair <i>Bla bla Vla</i>... Is to ask yourself> "Not what others can do for you, but what'chu can do for Others?" So, stop whining like a childish douche. Be a man. Go out there & bitch-slap a happy person!<br />
Here's to the latest 3+1 months of Penthouse Magazine> Dear Scoundrel: From "Rover Like Keep-Watch over 'Doggy Style'" -to- "A Nightmare That is 'Christmas'" -to- "A Halloween Birthday Threesome'Wish" -to- "A Married Chick's Invitation". The rest depends on your action. <br />
Wishing the 99%->an amicable Holiday Season. Let's pray 2012 ENDS this Baloney Crisis Once & For All. Til then, <b>O</b>ccupy<b>W</b>almart<b>S</b>hoppers!©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-13456469659907964942011-10-05T20:22:00.000-07:002011-10-05T20:22:28.297-07:00Steve Jobs 1955-2011<b>BECAUSE YOU ARE FIERCE.</b><br />
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Damn– Is it HOT in here, or is it just Me? <i>God, I Hate Summer with a Passion.</i> If you'd asked me, there is <i>Absolutely</i> nothing enjoyable about summer. Seriously, I really like to know- why do so many chicks & pricks ~Ooze over *Summer* like some Deluxe Menu? The nekkid bods? –pfft. In your dreams! It's Hot. It's Bright. It's Burning. It's Sticky. It's Humid. It's Green. Insects everywhere. Everyone looks like shit. The beach is crowded with even more unsightly organisms. Ketchup doesn't even taste the same. But if you're in for the HOt- Let July Issue of Penthouse magazine sizzle you into Temptation. Hey, we just might enjoy it! What's holding you back anyway?©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-43244319476465854812011-06-19T18:48:00.000-07:002011-06-21T08:31:08.524-07:00☐ W.A.N.T.<b>WISH LIST No.II</b><br />
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Great! Since it didn't work <i>AT ALL</i> <a href="http://cofcircles.blogspot.com/2009/04/wish-list.html">last time</a>, lest try again! <br />
(There's an old saying, "If at first you don't succeed, 'Try & Try Again" –RIGHT? So, Lest TRY again!) Need a reason to give-? <i>Hmm</i>. My birthday's in August =) (yeha?!)<br />
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– Is not too much to ask, IS IT?? ;)©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-51484451361263652472011-04-15T00:30:00.000-07:002011-04-15T00:48:14.229-07:00Spring Break<b>PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : SPRING 2011</b><br />
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– enjOy <i>f*Ck_U</i> SPRING!©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-63793918552615211472011-02-06T10:53:00.000-08:002011-02-06T17:53:39.881-08:00Casual Killer<b>PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : FEBRUARY 2♥11</b><br />
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if I were to say to you<br />
"can you keep a secret...? "<br />
would you know just what to do<br />
or where to keep it? <br />
then I say "i love you"<br />
and foul the situation<br />
"hey girl I thought we were<br />
the right combination".</i></blockquote>Don't listen to her. She wants SUM-SUM! & Yeesh, yOu better deliver it.<br />
For it be a dozen red roses or a heart-shape box chocolate. This is serious business when it comes down to Valentines. Although, if you asked <i>"Mee"</i> > I don't want the chocolate boxes & roses. Just send me cash! Cold<b>Hard</b>Ca$hhh. A.Suit.Case.of.it. LARGE BILLS ONLY -ThanXX!! <blockquote><i>"Yeah, Raise your aim. Raise your aim!"</i>♪</blockquote><br />
oh and., the pantie's in the mail, baby! =)©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-49431003896952148582011-01-16T21:41:00.000-08:002011-01-16T21:41:55.192-08:00Sexual Healing<b>PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : JANUARY 2011</b><br />
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New Year. New outLOOk. Give up that last heartbreak for someone who deserves your love and affection. Whether it's the babysitter, the underground Brazilian belly dancer, or the lady who serves your latte at that macchiato stand. <i><u>She's</u></i> your morning navigator! She's your <i>Sexual Healer</i>. Turn your woes into <i>moans</i>, and let the grinding happen <i>down below</i>. Your diagnosis is done! So, pickup your January prescription at your local newsstand; Take two capsules & thank me in the morning!<br />
Your hard copy awaits you : January Issue Penthouse Magazine 2011. <br />
... We got lots to look forward to, don't we darling?©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-17366094023529849752010-12-08T08:52:00.000-08:002011-01-16T21:37:23.395-08:00Candy Cane<b>PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : DECEMBER 2010</b><br />
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santa baby, <br />
slip a sable rider under the tree, for me. <br />
been an awful busy girl, <br />
so hurry down the speedway tonight...<br />
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a 72 mustang will do, too. <br />
Blood red. <br />
I'll wake up for you dear, <br />
so hurry down the speedway tonight...<br />
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think of all the fun I've missed, <br />
with all the freelance gigs.<br />
next year I could be just as crazy, <br />
If you'll check off my Christmas list...<br />
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santa baby, <br />
I wanna loft, and really that's not a lot,<br />
i've been an angel all year,<br />
so hurry down the speedway tonight...<br />
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santa honey, <br />
there's one thing I really do need,<br />
my daddy to be healthy & free, again<br />
so hurry down the speedway tonight...<br />
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santa cutie, <br />
and fill my stocking with a blank check, correct.<br />
sign your 'X' on the line, <br />
and hurry down the speedway tonight...<br />
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come and take me out for a ride, <br />
I think I have a helmet you'll like, in lime green<br />
I really do believe in you,<br />
let's see if you believe in me...<br />
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santa baby, <br />
forgot to mention one little thing, Wii.<br />
I don't mean w-2. <br />
so hurry down the speedway tonight.©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-76662318034099468862010-11-01T01:40:00.000-07:002011-05-10T23:26:57.932-07:00Operators Are Standing By>>><b>STORE HOURS: MONDAY-SUNDAY 1:00am to 12:60am</b><br />
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Although some places around our globe doesn't seem quite as fortunate. Making travel plans a bit unnerving, and the grounds a little shaky. But before we call this the end of the world, I won't waiver my blessings nor should you. Tax time is over. Go stray with the alley cats for a day! `=)©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-11163016442018717272010-03-14T21:15:00.000-07:002010-04-03T13:43:47.857-07:00☐ iTunes App Store<b>BOOKS> IMAGINISM STUDIOS INC.</b><br /><br /><a href="http://www.artistsketchbooks.com/book.php?id=Book30" target="_blank"><img src="http://celiacalle.com/cover_itunes.png"></a><br /><br /><b>got iPhone? got iTouch? got iPad?</b> – then take me with yOu! <br />A 24 page book mix <i>QUICK FIX</i> for only <b><big>2.99</big></b><br />That's cheaper than toll., cheaper than a train ride., cheaper than a bus ticket., cheaper than starbuck's latte. Almost cheaper than a subway ride. damn, think it's about the cheapest thing i've ever put out! 'least it'll hold you off until i can get the actual coffee book in print! =)<br /><br />from imaginism studios: ArtistSketchbooks.com<br /><a href="http://www.artistsketchbooks.com/book.php?id=Book30" target="_blank"><b>>> PURCHASE HERE << </b></a>©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-72419072167913417902010-02-01T19:47:00.000-08:002010-10-15T00:39:23.028-07:00☐ Penthouse Magazine<b>JANUARY FEBRUARY MARCH & APRIL MAY...</b><br />
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<blockquote>"<font face="Times"><i>June July sees you go by - I see love walk away... </i></font>♪</blockquote>Damn Right It's Cold Outside!<br />
So who's in the house for cuddling and who's not?<br />
Here's to Penthouse Magazine's monthly 'Dear Scoundrel' column: <br />
From the "GF who only gets down when your friends are in town" -To- "Finding your Valentine sitting on a Land Mine" -To- "Changing that Teacup into a D-Cup". Whatever your issues are, you're not alone. Don't be left in the cold. Stick around & let's learn a thing-or-two! Make this Valentine count & respect her majesty's wishes. Soon we'll be springing into April, and it's time for the cuckoo bird to clock out! –cook-coo!<blockquote>"<font face="Times"><i>So long farewell, auf weidersehen goodbye...</i></font></blockquote>©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-2617188857621769722009-12-05T06:00:00.000-08:002011-03-10T09:33:57.991-08:00☐ It's †iMe.<b>TO SAY GOODBYE</b><br />
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Is it Christmas yet- cause it sure feels like last year. I still want the same things. Hell, I'm even still wearing the same clothes! Am I the only one not ready again in exchange of presents & holiday cards, or is this the feeling of lazy? This is the one true holiday that I used to love getting made up for, and now it's beginning to sound like a broken record. They say 'time flies when you're having fun'. My time flew alreight, but what fuN is there in that? Whatever the symptoms are- I wish you bOys+girLs a ROCKIN' Christmas, and I look very forward to waking up in 2010! Now, go remember this year like it was last year, cos next year it's gonna be the same all over again. Don't make me repeat another year.©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-47494564726326119302009-10-23T05:32:00.000-07:002009-12-04T00:11:51.192-08:00† My Wedding.<b>PHOTO ALBUM</b><br /><br />The Bride & Groom<br /><img src="http://www.celiacalle.com/wedding/bridegroom.jpg"><br />My Bridesmaid<br /><img src="http://www.celiacalle.com/wedding/bridesmaid.jpg"><br />The Best Man & Maid of Honor<br /><img src="http://www.celiacalle.com/wedding/guest.jpg"><br />The Wedding Planner<br /><img src="http://www.celiacalle.com/wedding/weddingplanner.jpg"><br />& Pastor<br /><img src="http://www.celiacalle.com/wedding/pastor.jpg"><br /><br />And here you thought I didn't believe in Marriage. <br /><br />Works by <a href="http://www.myspace.com/75845310" target="_blank"><b>Juha Arvid Helminen</b></a>©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-53601030194016228332009-09-22T09:00:00.000-07:002009-12-04T00:12:21.607-08:00☐ Dear Scoundrel<b>PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : VARIOUS ISSUE</b><br /><br /><img src="http://celiacalle.com/ph_hot4teacher.jpg"><br /><img src="http://celiacalle.com/ph_gaydar.jpg"><br /><img src="http://celiacalle.com/ph_3some.jpg"><br /><img src="http://celiacalle.com/ph_coolrider.jpg"><br /><br />Summer is finally over – w00t!<br />It's time to Follow-the-Yellow-Brick-Road & fix that Pothole!<br />Many may find the blistering cold hard to hold, but for the rest - (you know who you are), you question the origin-<i>of</i>-sex like a whiney little bitch.<br />From being the <i>"MR.NICE-GUY"</i> to having the <i>"HOTS-for-TEACHER"</i>, an unfair <i>"3-SOME"</i> to a girlfriend who wants the <i>"COOL-RIDER"</i>... <br />Well, let your questions be answered in the monthly "Dear Scoundrel" columns, found in-between the pages of Penthouse magazine, located at your nearest newsstand. Don't just stick your head inside a centerfold - exercise your mind, while you exercise your eye. Little do you'll realize, girls are much easier to please than you think.<br />... just don't ask for your money back. =)©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-60839511247281708572009-08-07T08:30:00.000-07:002009-12-04T02:39:44.166-08:00☐ GAP (PRODUCT) RED™<b>ARTIST EDITION T-SHIRT COLLECTION</b><br /><br /><img src="http://celiacalle.com/t_limited_flag_wht.jpg"><br /><img src="http://celiacalle.com/t_limited_3.jpg"><br /><img src="http://www.celiacalle.com/t_limited_red_nvy.jpg"><br /><embed src="http://celiacalle.com/red_blk.swf" quality="high" width="472" height="400" allowscriptaccess="sameDomain" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" /></embed><br /><br /><b><H4>UPDATE: [9.15.09] Selective designs are SOLD OUT.</H4></b><br /><br />This isn't happiness to see Me, is it. =D Right. Some of you may not know, but there is a big market for T-shirts out there. So to bring you a diversity in styles, Gap introduced original designs from artists all over, for its fall (PRODUCT) RED Artist Edition T-Shirt collection. Mine (<a href="http://news.prnewswire.com/DisplayReleaseContent.aspx?ACCT=ind_focus.story&STORY=/www/story/07-22-2009/0005064190&EDATE=" target="_blank"><b>& among other featured artists</b></a>), is out the month of August (that's to our birthdays, dawg!) =)<br /><br />To spotlight the new collection, Gap is opening the doors to a pop-up art gallery featuring works of art by the artists in its rotating concept venue in New York. <b>The collection is also available at Gap stores nationwide</b>, with select styles available at <a href="http://www.gap.com/red" target="_blank"><b>gap.com</b></a> and the Whitney Museum of American Art in New York City. Now through August 30, the Whitney Museum Store will carry five women's and five men's styles. In partnership with (PRODUCT) RED, 50 percent of profits from the sale of Gap (PRODUCT) RED Artist Edition T-Shirts will benefit the Global Fund, to help eliminate AIDS in Africa.<br /><br />So if you happen to be "In the Neighborhood", or simply want to swim the Atlantic Ocean, be sure to drop by the store or gallery & pick up a T! `=)<br /><br /><b>Gap Artist T-Shirt Gallery<br />July 25 – August 10, 2009<br />Store Hours: Monday-Saturday: 10am-9pm
<br />Sunday: 11am-7pm<br />680 Fifth Avenue (btwn 53rd/54th Streets) <br />New York</b><br /><br /><b>About (RED)™ and (PRODUCT)RED™</b><br />(RED)’s primary objective is to engage the private sector in raising awareness and funds for the Global Fund, to help eliminate AIDS in Africa. Companies whose products take on the (PRODUCT)RED mark contribute a significant percentage of the sales or portion of the profits from that product to the Global Fund to finance AIDS programs in Africa, with an emphasis on the health of women and children. Current partners are: American Express (U.K. only), Apple, Converse, Gap, Emporio Armani, Hallmark, Dell, Windows and Starbucks. Since its launch in the Spring of 2006, more than $130 million has been generated by (RED) for the Global Fund. (RED) money is at work in Swaziland, Rwanda, Ghana and Lesotho. For more information, visit <a href="http://www.joinred.com/" target="_blank"><b>http://www.joinred.com/</b></a><br /><br /><b>About The Global Fund to Fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria</b><br />Since its creation in 2002, the Global Fund has become the dominant financer of programs to fight AIDS, tuberculosis and malaria, with approved funding of US $15 billion for programs in 140 countries. The Global Fund supports programs based on agreed performance targets and disburses money in response to proven results. At the end of 2008, programs supported by the Global Fund have averted more than 3.5 million deaths by providing AIDS treatment for 2 million people, TB treatment for 4.6 million people, and by the distribution of 70 million insecticide-treated bed nets for the prevention of malaria worldwide. For more information visit <a href="http://www.theglobalfund.org" target="_blank"><b>http://www.theglobalfund.org</b></a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.gap.com/red" target="_blank"><b>GAP.com</b></a><br /><a href="http://www.gapinc.com" target="_blank"><b>GAP Inc.</b></a>©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-27354668475761113692009-05-08T00:00:00.000-07:002009-08-07T20:43:34.052-07:00☐ Time to Pretend : Bachelor Par<b>PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : JUNE ISSUE</b><br /><br /><img src="http://mywutheringheights.com/phbachelor.jpg"><br /><img src="http://mywutheringheights.com/phbachelor2.jpg"><br /><img src="http://mywutheringheights.com/phbachelor3.jpg"><br /><br />Forget about your mothers & your friends> Here's to the latest editorial opener for Penthouse Magazine (sans the text). It's a 'Stripper Bachelor Party' at a Gulf Resort! Yeah, you're all invited – except you'll have to pick up this JUNE issue to find out where it's all at! You too, can man the island & find some modeLs for wives! =)©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-89640484014351565572009-04-22T00:00:00.000-07:002009-09-08T22:16:20.251-07:00☐ Springtime For… ♫<b>GENEVA SWITZERLAND</b><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mywutheringheights.com/spring/escargot.jpg"><br /><img src="http://www.mywutheringheights.com/spring/lake.jpg"><br /><img src="http://www.mywutheringheights.com/spring/cliff.jpg"><br /><img src="http://www.mywutheringheights.com/spring/branch.jpg"><br /><br />Who said I didn't enjoy the "Finer Things" in life? And no - I don't buy them, nor eat them. As a matter fact, I take my devoted time & love to nourish the little fuckers too. From the cliffs of a Swiss mountain, a stretch at a nearby lake, I'd follow an escargot..., I fully acknowledge the difference between Beauty & Boredom (both, a terrible thing to waste).<br /><br />– <b>wishing everyONe a woNdrous summer... :) </b><br><br /><img src="http://www.mywutheringheights.com/spring/well.jpg" align=right>©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-83280138138943518772009-04-12T00:00:00.000-07:002009-12-18T02:56:57.245-08:00☐ Wish List<b>A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS...</b><br /><br /><img src="http://www.mywutheringheights.com/moneypad.jpg"><br /><img src="http://www.mywutheringheights.com/gun.jpg"><br /><img src="http://www.mywutheringheights.com/puzzle.jpg"><br /><img src="http://www.mywutheringheights.com/darth.jpg"><br /><br />Yeah Yeah... This has been a 'sick-sad-world' as of late. But, according to Julie Andrews-> Why focus on 'unhappy'? But To> <i> "♪ Simply Remember My Favorite Things... And Then I Don't <big>feeeeeeel</big>... SO Bad..."! ♫</i><br />I've recently visited some other people's blogs and noticed they post their "wish list". As if. Firstly, Who cares, right? & 2nd, does anyone ACtUALLY get them these things? Well, whatever that list & wish may be - and <i>WHO</i> may "GET IT FOR THEM"; remains a mystery. But I figure, 'Hey, if it works for them, it may work for Me!' - but I ain't holding my breath (because I'm not dreaming of a Prince On White Pony -pfft. Sorry girls, don't mean to burst your bubble gum). Aside from that, here is some really sweet designs I've been in possession over for some time. I'd thought it be fun to post this as "random thoughts". And whoever gifts Me with any of these possessions?–<i>Ooh, Honey</i>! ;)<br /><br />from the collective works of <a href="http://http://www.brokenoff.com" target="_blank"><b>Tobias Wong</b></a> & one of the many helmets from the Vader Gallery – w00t! ;)©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-84360983235685647182009-03-29T00:00:00.000-07:002009-08-07T21:05:06.695-07:00☐ Dear Scoundrel : GONE VEGETARIAN<b>PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : APRIL ISSUE</b><br /><br /><img src="http://celiacalle.com/phveggie.jpg"><br /><br />Would you dump your Hot Babe for a Hot Meal? Are you willing to give up all your favorite nourishments for <i><u>HER</u></i> nourishment? Which <b>MEAT</b> do you prefer? If your Klondike Bear decided to go strictly vegetarian, and all your hearty dishes was no longer served off the BBQ grill, nor between a bun, but found in the frozen section - would you really settle for an empty bed, in order to keep your tummy fed? In this month's April issue of Penthouse, an enquiry mind wanted to know> <i>"Is your girlfriend of heart-ache worth giving up, simply because you want to gnaw on a spare rib?"</i> Seek the advice in store for you! <br /><br />– And Now> A Word From Our Sponsor: <br />'Hey, it could be worse - she could've gone Vegan!' ;)©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23704251.post-84002982873959616182009-03-05T19:27:00.000-08:002010-06-17T13:31:10.529-07:00☐ NIKE<b>JUST DO IT</b><br /><br /><img src="http://celiacalle.com/nike09/nike_01.jpg"><br /><img src="http://celiacalle.com/nike09/nike_02.jpg"><br /><img src="http://celiacalle.com/nike09/nike_03.jpg"><br /><img src="http://celiacalle.com/nike09/nike_04.jpg"><br /><img src="http://celiacalle.com/nike09/nike_05.jpg"><br /><img src="http://celiacalle.com/nike09/nike_06.jpg"><br /><img src="http://celiacalle.com/nike09/nike.jpg"><br /><br />I don't just sit around and do nothing. I sit around and do nothing with <i>OTHER</i> people as well! [tho all quite the contrary]. but i <i>DO</i> find myself having nothing relative to post or report here as of late (other than pictures of Swiss Mountains & Ski slopes - none of which you can't find on flickr or google images)., so instead, i thought a few of the many looks for Nike <i>'Sports Apparel'</i> in recent months would be a nice addition. <i>Yeah yeah.. Nike had a bad reputation on child labor back in the days </i> [Oh, such Hypocrisy this world breeds..] C'mon, they didn't just abuse small children in the far east, they abuse their own newborns in the backyard as well! Hey, at least they paid up.! So, for all you Kings on Procrastination: Don't just sit around and do nothing., Abuse Yourself Today!©http://www.blogger.com/profile/07395039039641190301noreply@blogger.com14