Thursday, July 28, 2011

Summer Bites

PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE : JULY 2011



Damn– Is it HOT in here, or is it just Me? God, I Hate Summer with a Passion. If you'd asked me, there is Absolutely nothing enjoyable about summer. Seriously, I really like to know- why do so many chicks & pricks ~Ooze over *Summer* like some Deluxe Menu? The nekkid bods? –pfft. In your dreams! It's Hot. It's Bright. It's Burning. It's Sticky. It's Humid. It's Green. Insects everywhere. Everyone looks like shit. The beach is crowded with even more unsightly organisms. Ketchup doesn't even taste the same. But if you're in for the HOt- Let July Issue of Penthouse magazine sizzle you into Temptation. Hey, we just might enjoy it! What's holding you back anyway?