☐ Penthouse Magazine
"June July sees you go by - I see love walk away... ♪Damn Right It's Cold Outside!
So who's in the house for cuddling and who's not?
Here's to Penthouse Magazine's monthly 'Dear Scoundrel' column:
From the "GF who only gets down when your friends are in town" -To- "Finding your Valentine sitting on a Land Mine" -To- "Changing that Teacup into a D-Cup". Whatever your issues are, you're not alone. Don't be left in the cold. Stick around & let's learn a thing-or-two! Make this Valentine count & respect her majesty's wishes. Soon we'll be springing into April, and it's time for the cuckoo bird to clock out! –cook-coo!
"So long farewell, auf weidersehen goodbye...