☐ Dear Scoundrel : GONE VEGETARIAN
Would you dump your Hot Babe for a Hot Meal? Are you willing to give up all your favorite nourishments for HER nourishment? Which MEAT do you prefer? If your Klondike Bear decided to go strictly vegetarian, and all your hearty dishes was no longer served off the BBQ grill, nor between a bun, but found in the frozen section - would you really settle for an empty bed, in order to keep your tummy fed? In this month's April issue of Penthouse, an enquiry mind wanted to know> "Is your girlfriend of heart-ache worth giving up, simply because you want to gnaw on a spare rib?" Seek the advice in store for you!
– And Now> A Word From Our Sponsor:
'Hey, it could be worse - she could've gone Vegan!' ;)